The Weekend Leverage

Guess who's back?

I have consumed enough NyQuil to fill the Nile. The Amazon rainforest trembles at the mere mention of my child’s nose and the tissues it requires. My carpet has absorbed three bottles of Oxiclean Carpet Stain Remover, Dog Vomit™ edition. My wife has had to ask Google, ChatGPT, Bing, and Deepseek variations on the question, “Breast milk, cold medication,…